So, THERE I WAS! MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AT the library
AND I LOOK UP FROM MY BOOK!
and THERE, was the UGLIEST EMO CHICK I EVER LAID EYES ON!
AAAND,
she was STARING AT ME!
I go home after I finished! (reading)
And there SHE IS!
FOLLOWING ME.
HOME.
....
GRAH..!
So then I..
TORE OUT HER EYES AND ATE THEM
THEN AS SHE SCREAMED, I slowly turned her around, bent her over and
TORE HER SPINE OUT! YANKED IT RIGHT THE FUCK OUT!
and then i
STRANGLED HER FLOPPY NECK WITH HER OWN SPINE!
and then...
I
CONSUMED
HER
BODILY
EXTREMITIES
ONE
BY
ONE!

No, I gave her a fake number and giggled like a five year old girl with down's syndrome as she called
"Mistress Payne Dick-Split"
and was shipped away to Russia to her new mistress.