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I like to do a lot of stuff, drawing, gaming, warring against the bigotry of the world and.... being skinny....
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Total Medals Earned: 28 (From 12 different games.)
So, THERE I WAS! MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AT the library
AND I LOOK UP FROM MY BOOK!
and THERE, was the UGLIEST EMO CHICK I EVER LAID EYES ON!
she was STARING AT ME!
I go home after I finished! (reading)
And there SHE IS!
So then I..
TORE OUT HER EYES AND ATE THEM
THEN AS SHE SCREAMED, I slowly turned her around, bent her over and
TORE HER SPINE OUT! YANKED IT RIGHT THE FUCK OUT!
and then i
STRANGLED HER FLOPPY NECK WITH HER OWN SPINE!
No, I gave her a fake number and giggled like a five year old girl with down's syndrome as she called
"Mistress Payne Dick-Split"
and was shipped away to Russia to her new mistress.